Woman: Just tell me.
Man: You know the 98% of me that's ape?
Woman: What did you do?
Man: I'm the 2%! The ape fucked up!
Woman: You cheated on me? Oh my god! I can't believe that you cheated on me!
Man: Cheated? No, no, no. No, I would never cheat on you!
The woman was now visibly relieved.
Man: I'm in love with someone else though, and we have to break up.
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