AUTHOR: Stephen TITLE: Wednesday Morning Roundup DATE: 10/05/2005 12:37:00 PM ----- BODY:

If my "boo" was ever incarcerated (inventing sources for a term paper, stealing the answer key for a big test, etc) the thing I would miss most about our relationship would be photographs of us, the preeminent happy couple, beyond the confines of jailhouse walls; there is just something so dull about prison visiting rooms. Sure, you could close your teary eyes and imagine hugging your jailbird in a ski lodge or a gazebo, but you might have to keep them shut for anywhere from five to twenty years! Now there's a solution! If you have no loved ones behind bars maybe first you should get a prison pen pal first.

"Then one day I read 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus' and it was like a fog lifting from inside my head."

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