AUTHOR: Stephen TITLE: The Secret Of My Success DATE: 10/25/2004 08:10:00 PM ----- BODY:

How come gay guys get to call everything retarded, but I can't call everything gay like I want to?

The season premiere of "The Swan" is tonight. I guess one person's nightmare of waking up and not recognizing themselves in the mirror is another person's dream come true! It just started and the hostess said "ugly ducklings." I have to go.

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