AUTHOR: Stephen TITLE: Language Hang-Ups DATE: 10/23/2004 06:04:00 PM ----- BODY:

Last night I got high, and in an eleventh hour fit of paranoia, for just a second, I thought Linus from "Peanuts" would be a good halloween costume. I would have to suck my thumb and carry a blanket though. Plus it's gay.

I downloaded Grafield: The Movie, but it's in French. Whenever Garfield addresses John, he says "John John."

Animals will subject themselves to great humiliation for food. The other night on Leno I saw a sea lion pretend to be a seal. If I ever need anything balanced on a sea lion's nose, it would only cost me three or four fish.

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